The Man With The Golden Gun: An alternative dialogue

An alternative James Bond film dialogue:

Francisco Scaramanga: (at lunch) Let us see what Nick Nack has for us. Ahh, some Haribo and a glass of Um Bongo!

Goodnight: (sharply, to Bond) The Um Bongo looks terribly discoloured

James Bond: Yes, I had noticed. I would have rather it had been Ribena

 

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